This was how I found out I could book my boosters lol, booked for as soon as I could get!

Idea for a sitcom where every time something adorable or quirky happens the audience goes “OooohOOOhhhhh”

My guess is she doesn’t know she’s just playing an elaborate game of “annoy mother”

1. Oranges 2. Peaches 3. Pomegranate 4. Cantaloupe

Dyeing my eyebrows when I dye my hair makes me feel like a Bold Adventurer Who Does Not Care About Consequences (ie the exact opposite of my actual personality)

My day started by waking up after only four hours of sleep, and getting up to work anyway, only to realize that it was a company-wide day off for mental health. So far I’ve had a two hour nap, read a novel, and now I’m crocheting while watching Antique’s Road Show. Peak day off, really.

Woke up at 5.30, fell back asleep just before my alarm went off at 7.30, truly the most annoying way to start a Monday.

I FORGOT I’M OFF TODAY FUCK

I LOVE IT

Genuine lol tbh

As Tumblr continues to make itself worse to use and less fun to be on, the number of social-sites I use continues to grow smaller... just went through my following list and tried to find as many people on here as I could. Open for suggestions on fun artists/comics/comedians to follow!

HOW IS IT ALREADY THE END OF THE MONTH I DON'T UNDERSTAND TIME

I want to try to be more active around here but the first thing in a while I’ve thought to post is a complaint about how fast September went and I see that’s already a popular genre

I feel like in my time off twitter I’ve forgotten how to be funny in micro format. I’ve reverted to original microblog style. “I am eating a sandwich” “Boy the lineup at the post office is long today” “Anyone else worried about the worsening hellscape of climate change” “Dogs r cute amirite”

Been trying mastodon for a bit as well but the interface here is much nicer so I’m leaning towards switching. Of course I haven’t posted anything good on either space so this is really all just theoretical. Anyway they remade Super Mario RPG so I’m having a pretty good day.

I keep trying to come up with a joke about using a beach towel as a bath towel. But I guess that’s not really a joke, just a thing I did instead of doing laundry.

I have no idea why this is popping off right now since I just got here but libraries are great??? Like they’re really good, they have loads of stuff, and you should go visit your local one.

Everyone is crying and telling us how beautiful we are?

I’m looking for jokes, where are all the jokes on here

Had twitter since 2006, left when Elon donked it all up. Let’s see what this is all about.