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This thread was a real roller coaster of outrage
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When’s the part of Bluesky evolution where we all just start sharing our Wordle scores every day
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It’s fucking lait de poule season and I will be having lait de poule in my coffee every goddamn day until they sell out of lait de poule.
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Everyone: Enjoy some eggnog! Quebec: You mean chicken milk.
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The point is it’s espresso, you’re not listening to the lyrics
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New profile photo
Screen grab of the back of a head of red hair, from “Love Island Australia. The closed captions at the bottom read “*hot girl mumbling”.
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Great use of money. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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Man who spent $6.2 million on banana duct-taped to wall says he's going to eat it

Cryptocurrency investor Justin Sun was the highest bidder for the a-peel-ing artwork at a Sotheby's auction.

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I just lifted my standing desk for the first time since I hurt my ankle, and I’m not _not_ disgusted by the state of my own desk
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I feel like in calling these the precursor to the pop chip you are forgetting about Munchos, the original pressed potato snack: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchos

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Munchos - Wikipedia

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I went to purchase one as soon as I saw this, I did not know these existed.
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Good morning to my shelf of completed animal crossing Lego sets
A photo collage of four completed animal crossing Lego sets - Dodo Airlines, Julian’s Birthday, Isabelle & Fauna’s house, Marshal on Kapp’n’s Boat tour
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My husband surprised me with animal crossing Lego and I really did need this today
A photo of the animal crossing Lego set instructions featuring Isabelle, and a pile of Lego
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Heheheh
Completed part 1 of the Animal Crossing Lego set featuring an Isabelle figure, garden patch with a Lego pumpkin & carrot, and a workbench in the style of animal crossing new horizons
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Hehehehheheeh
Progression of the animal crossing Lego house, featuring Lego Isabelle
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Mood
A screenshot from Animal Crossing Pocket Camp. Someone has changed their username to indicate one long scream - “AHHHHHHHHH”
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lol I’m sorry you want fifty real dollars for a case for a phone that came out in [checks notes] 2010?
Screenshot from Poshmark showing a listing for an iphone case. The description reads “NIB Tory Burch hard shell iPhone 4 case”. The asking price is $50 CAD.
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HOUSE HIPPO mobilesyrup.com/2024/10/29/h...

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Canadian government brings back the house hippo to fight the rise of AI fakes

To help teach people about AI and deepfakes the Canadian house hippo has retuned.

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Oh my god
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Did not expect to wake up and post about jam but here we are. I agree with this so hard, this is the only jam I buy.

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you see this @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social ? reddit.com/r/StupidFood...

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Why is the only way I can tell Apple Music I hate a song is to tell it to “suggest less”. How about suggest never? I need a block button for playlist tracks.
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I stretched wrong putting my dinner in the oven and now my neck hurts. This is like sleeping wrong except I’m awake for the indignity.
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Kid Detective is good if you haven’t seen it!
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Why am I never in a trio of flamboyantly dressed llamas

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“Hullo” is apparently from 1803 and I have no idea what to do with any of this information

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Working on a draft of my new advice book, “How to Win Friends and then Never See Them Because all You Want to do is Sit at Home and Watch Re-Runs of Seinfeld”.
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New profile pic
A still from Seinfeld of a window advertisement reading “Hot Soup”
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Finding an emptied tampon applicator on the street behind the liquor store is like finding a clue in an Agatha Christie novel.
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This was a banger and you’ll never convince me otherwise
RachelJan 8, 2024
Girl with a pearl herring is this anything
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Retired
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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I just truly can’t even imagine the round table discussion that led to this result. What were the rejected ideas?
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I had yet to find a niche for my Bluesky profile and I think I might go with “dunking on the Sherwin-Williams paint company marketing team”.

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Wow

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Show me a game that came out when you were 12 Only the greatest game of all time
Final fantasy VII original PlayStation cover

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Yay I'm an elder millennial AND an elder Bluesky user! 🦋
Bluesky certificate showing I am user number 127,272
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Shit, and I never put the summer I spent working as a shipping assistant for a golf tournament when I was 17 on my resume.
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Sometimes I think about the time I saw a girl pick up a random beer can from the side of the road and drink it. Her boyfriend did not seem grossed out enough.
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Today while getting a manicure I learned there’s a show that’s just song after song from old episodes of the Voice, from a thousand different countries. Just song after song where all four judges turn around, with apparently no commercial breaks.
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Omg this made my brain hurt. I loved these and I forgot all about them!

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Weird.

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There’s an app that lets you be annoying about your steps AND pet a cute cat!! apps.apple.com/ca/app/habbi...

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‎Habbie: Habit Tracker & Pet

‎Build healthier habits with Habbie as your little sidekick. Habbie will motivate you by giving you gifts when you hit your fitness goals, or by leaving an unwanted surprise if you don't! The concept...

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In a bad mood because apparently I have to get a root canal redone and it just feels really unfair that you can let someone drill into your teeth, and when this doesn’t fix your pain you have to let someone drill into your teeth again.
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I'm looking at a new hair dryer and under features it says "asbestos free" and honestly it never occurred to me that a hair dryer in 2024 might have asbestos? And now I'm suspicious that it's actually chock full of asbestos because that is precisely what an asbestos-laden hair dryer WOULD claim.
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"Devereux Wigs. We guarantee our wigs aren't made with the hair off dead bodies" vimeo.com/261624073

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Devereux Wigs

This is "Devereux Wigs" by EE CC on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

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Yeah, but I don’t think it’s that different from when things were physically signed and then stored in one physical location. If the old timey bank that had the old timey mortgage documents in it burned down, no one had mortgage debt any more.

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I woke up thinking it was Friday.
Hank Hill, from the animated TV show King of the Hill, saying “surprise, then disappointment”.
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… Kijiji? 🤣
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That is so random
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Been chilling with my yarn again lately; this time working on a sort-of-commission, friend wanted a twin-size blanket for her seven-year-old. Working with 100% cotton and it’s so lovely #crochet #crochetallday
Work in progress shot of a crochet blanket
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