Okay actually though, why did they put that in??!! “I don’t think I followed you! Maybe I did! Oh okay I didn’t, let’s go on vacation!” We didn’t need any of that and it was almost 10 full minutes.

Love how much time Love is Blind devoted to watching Taylor check her phone in this one. When she asked for the wifi password? Truly gripping TV. And does it get better than watching someone else scroll on a screen we can’t see, for no payoff?

Oh they look like shit on me

He didn’t know either he was just like “wow you’re so cool, girl who games, let’s get married”. Meaning her ploy totally worked and she’s definitely going to Mexico. (I think. But the girls are also all identical this season I could be wrong.)

No way she totally beat the Red vs Blue guys even though she was only 8 and didn’t know that was a show made by Rooster Teeth

Damn Eddie Munster

My Temu package was mis-delivered and I can’t tell where so some neighbour is about to open a package containing two wooden mallards and be very impressed with my taste, no part of this is a joke

Look at these little guys I’m so sad they’re lost

They made it! They were left chilling at my front door!!

Me waking up this morning: I’m only going to eat healthy today! Me at 11:30 am, pouring Tostitos and cheddar into a microwave-safe bowl: Lunch time!

Windsor Pizza slaps. Shredded pepperoni is the best.

Wisely used my day off to watch all six episodes of the new Love is Blind season and does it even matter if love is blind when every single cast member looks exactly the same? Like pick whoever, it literally does not matter which Spencer-Pratt-lookalike contest winner you go for here.

Rewatching Schitt’s Creek as my background show has turned into just quietly sobbing at my desk about 3 times this afternoon.

Getting into meal prepping by buying baby kale, pretending every night I’ll make salad, and then just watching it decompose in the fridge.

This Valentine’s Day, give her the gift she really wants: Boyfriend-style sweatpants, a sheet pan of nachos, and a text from a friend informing her that her plans are cancelled.

Hope it was just a regular puppy-crash and not too serious

Ugghhh jealoouuusss

Another birthday, another year I did not receive the $8200 USD hot dog sofa (the 3 vegetables cushions are sold separately)

Every time I get an email at work

Thanks for the mention!

I got added to a starter pack which is really going to disappoint a lot of new people!

I’m glad she’s fine and super glad you’re wfh ‘ cause it looks like snowy hell out there

Me when I wake up at 10am and make Kraft Dinner for breakfast

It’s only a matter of time before every non-dishwasher-safe utensil ends up on the top rack of my dishwasher

I started watching the TVO version of “Old Enough” and just like the original, the children are so relatable it makes me emotional

That’s the best way to be

What’d you call me?

lol glad it works for you but maybe not a great idea to mix alcohol with an antihistamine that crosses the blood-brain barrier.

I just discovered a spider on the dish towel I was using to wipe my hands so now I have to burn down the house, move to a new city, and start a new life under an assumed identity.

I’ve noticed a decrease in followers since I changed my profile pic from my face to this little cartoon doodle. My hypothesis is that people have a limited tolerance for posts about cheese and quotes from Seinfeld when they’re not coming from a verifiably human lady. What about Simpsons quotes?

¡Ay, caramba!

As another 39 year old Canadian woman who generally eschews pants, I gave up on my gossip girl rewatch after one season

Zzzquil is just Benadryl (Diphenhydramine) and I’ve found i do get used to it eventually but damn those first few sleeps are great

I bought a bunch of red hair dye on a whim and now I’m just sat here like “do I go through with this”

Thinking about Brittany Murphy rolling with the homies in Clueless

Any time I eat beets I think of this sketch

This joke lost me a follower and I don’t even wear glasses

I’m bringing sexy back* *Switching from my computer glasses to my TV glasses

Watching a 50 min deep dive on the movie Brave and why it sucked which is ridiculous because I already know exactly why it sucked and have made friends listen to me talk about this explicitly since I first saw it. It's nice to watch videos that reinforce your own opinions.

✅ It's two movies shoved together badly ✅ It rips off Brother Bear for no reason ✅ It completely invalidates the initial conflict that's set up by changing it into a dumb magical transformation movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRjH...

Yes I am on here ranting about the 2012 Disney film Brave.

Me too, bestie

The older I get the more I like birds. Is this my most millennial trait?

The pattern is really complicated!

“Have i yearned? Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving... but I haven't yearned.”

This is a Seinfeld quote in case anybody finds their way here from this post and mistakes me for clever.

Me, singing: 🎶 you are so beautiful to me, can’t you see? You’re everything I hoped for… you’re everything I need! My set of four Le Creuset Mini Round Cocotte:

Anyone else playing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Complete? I made myself a little business card site for my Camper Card: acpcpeachie.carrd.co

I’m blocking so many accounts on here now! Feels like a fully fledge social network