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Got drunk, bought leggings
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If not friend, why friend shaped
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Time is a construct. Box wine is also a construct but with better benefits.
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l got up to get something off my coffee table and walked right into the edge with my knee I am beauty I am grace
Rachel
Just trying to Shazam that song I overheard that’s all

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It snowed last night and therefore it is completely unreasonable to expect me to do any work today
Rachel
On Sundays we wear grey and contemplate taking a sick day
Rachel
This was _the_ most coveted sleep over game when I was like 8
Dream phone - the hot electronic talking phone (board) game!

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I also had a dream I had a rooster shop called "verdant cockerels"
RachelMar 21, 2025
Last night I woke up in the middle of a dream with the words “that’s the post! pebble leather toilet.” in my head so here you go. Pebble leather toilet. Let’s see that do numbers.
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I don’t like to listen to this album because I don’t enjoy being physically hurt by music. It’s so raw and so lonely.
Rachel
Last night I woke up in the middle of a dream with the words “that’s the post! pebble leather toilet.” in my head so here you go. Pebble leather toilet. Let’s see that do numbers.
Rachel
Me: that guy didn’t really get Doom running on a pregnancy test, he replaced the CPU and the screen so it was really just the shell Wendy’s Drive Through Employee:
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Pickles: when you want the experience of food without any of the benefits.
Rachel
Why is everyone on my feed talking about cilantro what did I miss
Rachel
It’s 10 degrees I left the house in a jean jacket what a feeling
Rachel
Hot take, this daylight savings bullshit sucks
Rachel
I’m loving working with this yarn!! #crochet #BernatHandicrafter
A closeup of a waffle stitch twin size blanket I’m making out of a cotton yarn, Bernat Handicrafter in “Lively”, a bright self striping series of purple, green, blue, pink and red.
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oh Halsey is great, definitely worth a listen. But yes there are definitely trend setters that seem to have kicked off the whole smol voice trend!
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Coming back around to this because I forgot to share - you can find a lot of research on this topic if you look into "whisper pop" or "indie girl pop voice". Acelinguist did a breakdown a little bit ago and called it "cursive singing" www.acelinguist.com/2021/05/dial...

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Dialect Dissection: Indie Voice/Cursive Singing - The Definitive Post

The origins of indie voice and cursive singing are surprisingly intricate.

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This was never mentioned in any of my undergraduate classes [several hundred side eye emoji]
Rachel
I have been waking up early so I can exercise for my stupid health and well being and I thought today I’d sleep in a little but I woke up at regular time anyway thanks a lot _body_ I guess this is a _habit now_ which is “what I wanted” or whatever [one thousand eye roll emoji]
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They’re actually different animals! Opossums are on the American continent and possums are in Australia. Possums have a more round face; your fabulous guy here is an Opossum!
Rachel
Listen I’m aware that the Floor is the lowest of low brow television but why are the Floor people just allowed to chitchat whenever? Like there are absolutely zero rules about talking in the wings, I think this is the only game show I’ve seen where you can just talk about the weather during gameplay
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Anyway Brian should win
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This one is especially magical
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Tariffs for some, miniature beaver-eagle flags for others.
Rachel
It’s only called beer if it’s from the beer region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling bread juice.

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I was trying to figure out if I could pair multiple devices with my bluetooth speaker and then realized I could just plug it into my laptop with an aux cable and seriously why did we stop putting headphone jacks on devices? it's so easy it feels like a trick.
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Maybe https://www.printpartner.ca/home ?

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“I put a new screen protector on and it didn’t align right and I can see dust trapped under it”, she posted, gazing out at the rain, continuously and futilely wiping a finger over another trapped mote.
Rachel
A fun way to find a paper cut on your thumb is to slice onions! Follow me for more life hacks
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Love to see an entire CBC article on a Bluesky meme www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

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Did 'Trump take egg?' A meme hatches from consumer frustration as U.S. egg prices soar | CBC News

As egg prices are predicted to jump 41 per cent this year, and U.S. President Donald Trump breaks his campaign promise to bring down food costs on Day 1, people online are posting photos of staggering...

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Rachel
Ugh Dave absolutely sucks.
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They're always wearing those on Love Island, it's trendy now.
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No just the regular team meeting lol but I was asked to demo something. It was mostly a joke though, I can probably get away with no camera.
Rachel
Braiding my hair before bed like I’m in a Jane Austen novel. Gonna have such pretty hair for my Teams meeting tomorrow. Real Marianne Dashwood vibes.
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I hate this for us.
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Just different definitions of consciousness
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[To the tune of Jack and Diane]
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These braided bracelets are dope and all these look amazing
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My Wilburys? Traveling.

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Six joke drafts later and I have reached the conclusion that the real joke was inside me all along.
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Not with that attitude.
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Ea-nāṣir sold sub-standard copper and we are still suffering

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Isn’t Sara the one who said activism was really important to her? Why is she doing this to herself
Rachel
I just ate the last of the mac and cheese with cut up hot dog
RachelFeb 22, 2025
Being an adult means I can have mac and cheese with cut up hot dog at 3pm and then lay on the couch full on regret for the rest of the day.
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It’s just I’ve already established my brand, ya know?
Rachel
Can’t believe no one told me I could’ve been named Pizzaballa
Rachel
Being an adult means I can have mac and cheese with cut up hot dog at 3pm and then lay on the couch full on regret for the rest of the day.
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