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This was _the_ most coveted sleep over game when I was like 8
Dream phone - the hot electronic talking phone (board) game!

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I’m loving working with this yarn!! #crochet #BernatHandicrafter
A closeup of a waffle stitch twin size blanket I’m making out of a cotton yarn, Bernat Handicrafter in “Lively”, a bright self striping series of purple, green, blue, pink and red.
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Look at these little guys I’m so sad they’re lost
Hand painted wooden mallards. The left one has his neck extended. The right one is sitting upright.
Hand painted wooden mallards. The left one has his neck extended. The right one is sitting upright and is positioned on top of a box.
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They made it! They were left chilling at my front door!!
Two hand painted wooden mallards making kissy faces at each other
Rachel
Another birthday, another year I did not receive the $8200 USD hot dog sofa (the 3 vegetables cushions are sold separately)
Hot Dog Sofa costing $8200 USD
RachelFeb 5, 2024
Another birthday past, another year I did not receive the $8200 USD hot dog sofa (the 3 vegetables cushions are sold separately) www.seletti.it/us/hot-dog-s...
Rachel
Every time I get an email at work
Screenshot from the TVO version of “Old Enough”. Three year old girl with pigtails saying “I don’t want to help you”.
Rachel
I started watching the TVO version of “Old Enough” and just like the original, the children are so relatable it makes me emotional
3 year old boy running his first errand. He’s singing a little song to himself: “I want more to eat eat eat”
3 year old boy having completed the errand and heading back home; his new little song is “I’m excited to eat my chips…”
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What’d you call me?
Voicemail transcription error - the original voicemail is a spam voice message left in Mandarin. The (incorrect) transcription reads: “please press one video video why you chunky you jumping to fool, you and trash fool”
Rachel
Any time I eat beets I think of this sketch
Portlandia sketch gif. A 911 operator saying “hi was it beets? Yep, thought so”

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Jeff Goldblum, sad and surrounded by beets in a crashed car
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Me too, bestie
Danielle from Married at First Sight US is given breakfast in bed. The screen capture is captioned with her reaction, “I’m so happy to see food”
Rachel
New profile photo
Screen grab of the back of a head of red hair, from “Love Island Australia. The closed captions at the bottom read “*hot girl mumbling”.
Rachel
Good morning to my shelf of completed animal crossing Lego sets
A photo collage of four completed animal crossing Lego sets - Dodo Airlines, Julian’s Birthday, Isabelle & Fauna’s house, Marshal on Kapp’n’s Boat tour
Rachel
My husband surprised me with animal crossing Lego and I really did need this today
A photo of the animal crossing Lego set instructions featuring Isabelle, and a pile of Lego
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Heheheh
Completed part 1 of the Animal Crossing Lego set featuring an Isabelle figure, garden patch with a Lego pumpkin & carrot, and a workbench in the style of animal crossing new horizons
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Hehehehheheeh
Progression of the animal crossing Lego house, featuring Lego Isabelle
Rachel
Mood
A screenshot from Animal Crossing Pocket Camp. Someone has changed their username to indicate one long scream - “AHHHHHHHHH”
Rachel
lol I’m sorry you want fifty real dollars for a case for a phone that came out in [checks notes] 2010?
Screenshot from Poshmark showing a listing for an iphone case. The description reads “NIB Tory Burch hard shell iPhone 4 case”. The asking price is $50 CAD.
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New profile pic
A still from Seinfeld of a window advertisement reading “Hot Soup”
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Show me a game that came out when you were 12 Only the greatest game of all time
Final fantasy VII original PlayStation cover

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Yay I'm an elder millennial AND an elder Bluesky user! 🦋
Bluesky certificate showing I am user number 127,272
Rachel
I woke up thinking it was Friday.
Hank Hill, from the animated TV show King of the Hill, saying “surprise, then disappointment”.
Rachel
Been chilling with my yarn again lately; this time working on a sort-of-commission, friend wanted a twin-size blanket for her seven-year-old. Working with 100% cotton and it’s so lovely #crochet #crochetallday
Work in progress shot of a crochet blanket
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From now on please refer to me by my formal name
Rachel
Her: What are you thinking about Him: How None Pizza With Left Beef guy created Young Sheldon
Rachel
Update: I finished the blanket! She’s a big lass. #crochet
RachelJan 26, 2024
A progress photo of a crochet blanket
Working on a queen size blanket, making progress #crochet (Hashtags still don’t do anything here do they)
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Me from now to forever, basically.
a caucasian woman with large dark rimmed glasses and brunette hair in a messy bun on top of her head. She is wearing black skinny jeans and a neutral shirt, with a fitted blazer over top. She is carrying a large purse and holding a white paper take-out coffee cup. She is awkwardly smiling as if unsure as to why she is posing for this stock photograph.
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Post a book you didn’t like that everyone loved: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel 📙

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Literally no words for this headphones ad I just got in my email. "Celebrate Women's History Month with the purchase of Headphones for her!"
An ad for Shokz headphones. A closeup on a woman's ear. You can tell it's a woman because of her small ear and lots of blonde hair in a ponytail. The woman is wearing several earrings and a pair of Shokz headphones.
Rachel
Another birthday past, another year I did not receive the $8200 USD hot dog sofa (the 3 vegetables cushions are sold separately) www.seletti.it/us/hot-dog-s...
Rachel
Working on a queen size blanket, making progress #crochet (Hashtags still don’t do anything here do they)
A progress photo of a crochet blanket
Rachel
Dateline is God’s gift to television
Screen capture from NBC’s Dateline that is quoting court documents. The text reads “This was manifest in the mortal world to James and Elena through the scientific phenomenon known as "loin fire.””
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Making French Onion Soup which always makes me think of this “novel” from King of the Hill.
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Also just found this on my phone
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Post a meme made by you

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My Apple Replay is exactly what I expected and is always skewed because I keep playing that one Matchbox Twenty album that I loved when I was 15
A snapshot of my top artists from Apple Replay: 1: The New Pornographers 2: The National 3: Beck 4: Matchbox Twenty
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No idea why LinkedIn thinks I'm a Headmaster, or why this email is actually full of ads for personal trainers
Rachel
Happy super Mario RPG day to all who celebrate
A screenshot from the remastered super Mario RPG game on Nintendo Switch
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Frog-nificence Made using this pattern, although hers are much more pro than mine: paintitcolorful.blogspot.com/2021/01/amig...
A crochet frog I made
RachelNov 16, 2023
A crochet frog I’m making
Frog-ress pic
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Frog-ress pic
A crochet frog I’m making
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How I look to Gen Z
Picture of a woman wearing dark skinny jeans and a blazer, with Steve Buscemi’s face from the “how do you do fellow kids” meme (badly) superimposed over her face.

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Sentient bread loaf

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