From now on please refer to me by my formal name

Ugh I could really go for garlic fingers right now. So jealous.

Season 1? They’re still married! Lauren and Alexei. I feel like they’re one of the nicer things to come out of that franchise.

You’re great! You’re really fun! You’re gonna have an amazing time!!!

Weird complaint to come back on but I’m really annoyed by bagged coleslaw lately. There’s like, big hunks of not-grated cabbage every single time I buy it. I’m paying a premium for laziness, the least you could do is grate all my cabbage.

Her: What are you thinking about Him: How None Pizza With Left Beef guy created Young Sheldon

Made the actual Marge Simpson grumble as I broke the tab off an “easy open” can.

Update: I finished the blanket! She’s a big lass. #crochet

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@canlii.bsky.social hey just wanted to let you know the Compare tool has been giving me 500 errors all day

For 3 days I've been listening to the same 2010s Indie Music Playlist and having just a really great time. I think I'm becoming one of those old people who only listens to whatever they liked when they were 25 and only wears the same jeans they did when they were 25 and only cuts their hair the same

Me from now to forever, basically.

Who could have foreseen???!

Post a book you didn’t like that everyone loved: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel 📙

Seems like a terrible idea unless you love the idea of a zombie cat pet and also completely missed the point of Pet Sematary www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I guess I’m just not a true feminist because I just have regular non-women specific headphones

I've written "September" on the date of two emails this morning, where is my head at (in September)

Literally no words for this headphones ad I just got in my email. "Celebrate Women's History Month with the purchase of Headphones for her!"

I’m in a work-required course right now and the speaker keeps saying “there’s a roommate living rent free in my brain right now”, like some gen Z in her life taught her the rent free in my brain phrase and now she won’t stop using it vaguely incorrectly and super corporately and it’s so awkward

Thinking about the Cooking By the Book Remix instead of working www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tV...

I’m too tired to scroll, someone give me a wrap-up rap video of everything that happened on the internet today

Another birthday past, another year I did not receive the $8200 USD hot dog sofa (the 3 vegetables cushions are sold separately) www.seletti.it/us/hot-dog-s...

Thanks! The yarn is self-striping, so it’s working out nicely! I’m working off this pattern: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib... But I’ve expanded it to Queen size. ☺️

Working on a queen size blanket, making progress #crochet (Hashtags still don’t do anything here do they)

Dateline is God’s gift to television

I have a two hour meeting this morning which immediately means I've lost all interest in being productive for the foreseeable future.

I FOUND MY BEST PEN POUCH. it was on my desk in plain sight, of course. At last I was able to do what I wanted which is put all my best pens together in my new pen cup. What a day, what a win.

Well now I want these

I hate when I do this - or the workday equivalent, “I ate lunch at 10am and now I don’t get to eat until after work so I must snack continuously”

Having an inexplicable craving for Teddy Grahams

This is a joke although I did buy a thermal printer for fun. I have no idea what to print!

Bought myself a thermal printer as a toy, now just gotta write a program to automatically print off my Bluesky feed. Really working on reducing screen time in 2024.

Stepped in a grate on the street and pulled off the heel of your shoe

The ONE downside to working from home is that on what SHOULD be a snow day I still have to work. I'm not actually complaining I love wfh but I do wish I could just get cozy on the couch with like, a mug of tea and work on crochet when there's 7 inches of snow outside. Or when it's clear and sunny.

The box: do not eat raw cake batter Me, my hands and mouth absolutely covered in chocolate: I’m sure that’s really more a suggestion

Oh yeah I’m crushing it

Spent like 20 mins this morning looking for a pouch of my favourite pens, which I could not find, because past me decided I should put them somewhere I would not forget. Great job, past-me! Also great job present-me, who does not need pens for her digital job. All the me's are doing great right now.

Girl with a pearl herring is this anything

I Didn’t Get Enough Sleep: A Memoir of Fatigue

Making French Onion Soup which always makes me think of this “novel” from King of the Hill.

I’m mad at myself for not taking the last two weeks to become independently wealthy. Why did I not join an Oceans 11 style heist while I had the time?

Also just found this on my phone

Today all I wanted to do was lay around in my pyjamas and not work, which is what I did yesterday and also the day before. I’ve had a taste of the good life and I don’t want to go back.

I realized I had one in the dryer so never folding your laundry comes in clutch once again

I forgot to grab one of my hair buffs for my run before heading downstairs so now instead of running I’m hanging out in the kitchen waiting to see if my Amazon package with new Buffs arrives so I don’t have to go back upstairs truly I am so committed to fitness.

Post a meme made by you

All the memes I’ve made are related to baseball, which is fine because I have no followers on here anyway. Maybe Toronto baseball fans will now find me.

I really love this one

Saaaame!!! 🙌🙌