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Your alt text on this is art
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Spent most of the last month curled over a heating pad with back pain so I’m finding it hard to be funny on the internet. But Shoppers Drug Mart emailed me today with my “Points Story 2023” which I guess is like Spotify wrapped but for a drug store. So that’s absolutely hysterical.
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My Apple Replay is exactly what I expected and is always skewed because I keep playing that one Matchbox Twenty album that I loved when I was 15
A snapshot of my top artists from Apple Replay: 1: The New Pornographers 2: The National 3: Beck 4: Matchbox Twenty
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Working on my advice book, “Forgetting Why You Came Here: A Guide to Standing Awkwardly In Front of the Fridge”
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Sorry dude ☹️
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Rude, I just wanted to do some cross-border shopping

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Thinking about the time I grabbed the wrong frozen breaded thing from the freezer and accidentally served fish Parmesan
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No idea why LinkedIn thinks I'm a Headmaster, or why this email is actually full of ads for personal trainers
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Since no one follows me on here I feel free to reveal my deepest secrets like I would rather be on vacation right now, and I prefer when it is sunny out
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Being in your late 30s is covering your entire body is Salonpas patches as soon as you wake up in the morning.
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We have officially hit Itchy Skin Weather
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On Wednesdays we wear Pinky and the Brain shirts is this anything
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Maybe they will kill Tumblr Live and I can go back to enjoying browsing on Tumblr sometimes

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I feel like Mad Men would be this, although it’s more about how it’s hard to be one specific type of very fucked up man. Also maybe “I Know This Much Is True”, by Wally Lamb, although it’s been years and years since I read it.

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Sounds pretty nice tbh
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How did the stew turn out?!
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Happy super Mario RPG day to all who celebrate
A screenshot from the remastered super Mario RPG game on Nintendo Switch
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Listening to Alanis Morisette’s “the storm before the calm” album for the first time and it is STRESSING ME OUT for some reason, this ambient music is definitely not my vibe
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The post I quoted was deleted but it was about William Joel, noted pianist. Also some of you never learned Sting's real name and it shows.
RachelNov 17, 2023
Verily, that sounds preferable to a song by Gordon Sumner
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Verily, that sounds preferable to a song by Gordon Sumner

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Frog-nificence Made using this pattern, although hers are much more pro than mine: paintitcolorful.blogspot.com/2021/01/amig...
A crochet frog I made
RachelNov 16, 2023
A crochet frog I’m making
Frog-ress pic
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Frog-ress pic
A crochet frog I’m making
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It’s definitely my fav stew recipe!
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You don’t have to use a slow cooker if you don’t have one, just cook low and slow on the stove: damndelicious.net/2016/10/07/s...
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Oh baby baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here? Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go You’re way too young to skydive

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Figured, tbh. Since I’ve been back on tumblr it’s been a series of changes clearly designed to drive revenue, making the overall experience worse. Shame it’s not working but I’m also not sure they made the best choices (no one wants tumblr live).

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Yeah that’s not what I would call reassuring, let’s hope they’re dealing with whatever the fuck that is
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Do they just constantly have overflowing baths? Or do we not know what the weird upstairs people are doing?
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Start a petition I will sign!!
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This is an extremely baseball-fan specific post but - to the tune of Ke$ha's TiK ToK - 🎵 Reaching for Voltaren like Hazel Mae 🎵
RachelNov 7, 2023
So much back pain this morning that I have to actually stand at my standing desk, sleeping with flu-and-Covid-shot arms really messed me up
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So much back pain this morning that I have to actually stand at my standing desk, sleeping with flu-and-Covid-shot arms really messed me up
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How I look to Gen Z
Picture of a woman wearing dark skinny jeans and a blazer, with Steve Buscemi’s face from the “how do you do fellow kids” meme (badly) superimposed over her face.

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Frivilege /ˈfriv(ə)lij/ Noun The privilege of the work-from-home spouse to eat whatever they want from the fridge, as long as it is during the standard acceptable hours of lunch-time. "Of course I ate all the lasagne, I had frivilege"

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Sentient bread loaf

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Yes I was putting on a duvet cover when I wrote this. Yes I thought this would be relatable content. Yes I am aware of the California Roll Method I still have to watch that same video every single time.
RachelNov 1, 2023
Not sure why anyone needs a YouTube Recap when every person’s most watched video is always “How to Put on a Duvet Cover in Seconds (EASY LIFE HACK!)!!”
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Not sure why anyone needs a YouTube Recap when every person’s most watched video is always “How to Put on a Duvet Cover in Seconds (EASY LIFE HACK!)!!”
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Me: I'm hungry My brain: Eat candy Me: I have no candy My brain: $20 can buy many candy Me: Explain how My brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services [On the phone to my boss]: Something's come up and I have to step out for a while... frinkiac.com/video/S05E08...

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This site really needs gif support.
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Same! I guess Halloween is finally “back” post pandemic haha. Next year I’ll buy triple the amount of candy so maybe I’ll have some to eat at the end of the night 😂
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I ran out of the granola bars??!! I had a brand new box of 48 bars and I have given them all away. We must’ve had like 150 kids so far. Shutting it down because I am out of stuff to hand out!!
RachelOct 31, 2023
First year ever we’ve run out of candy. Had to break into my personal stash of caramel dipped granola bars and nature-valley fig bars. When one of the mums saw I was giving out fig bars she came up and grabbed more out of my bowl. Trick or treat or snacks for mum, I guess!
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First year ever we’ve run out of candy. Had to break into my personal stash of caramel dipped granola bars and nature-valley fig bars. When one of the mums saw I was giving out fig bars she came up and grabbed more out of my bowl. Trick or treat or snacks for mum, I guess!
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W H A T

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“Cornbread-based taco pie” is my favourite thing I’ve read today

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Right because mourners famously hate when others do something icky like demonstrate how they got to the place, by doing something gross like parking their car.
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It did not start getting light out until almost 8am. The time right before Daylight Savings ends makes me feel like a weird little night-gremlin for being awake before 7.
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YTV celebrating 35 (!!) years with some pretty rad merch… why no “Radio Active” hoodie tho mobilesyrup.com/2023/10/26/r...

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Retrokid and YTV release 35th anniversary online merch collection

To celebrate 35 years of the iconic Canadian youth channel, Retrokid is now selling merch based on Stickin' Around, Nanalan' and more.

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I could become a high-powered career woman but I have so little interest in structured pants

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If Things Turned Out Differently

What if all the hype was true?Free CHTV video podcast on iTunes:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=268957390CH Facebook Fan Pag...

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Real life really is like Sims. I try to cook mac and cheese, and cry, and burn myself. I go for a swim and all of a sudden, the ladder disappears. In December, Santa drops down my chimney and I spend 12 straight hours talking to him until he agrees to marry me.
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