How I look to Gen Z

Frivilege /ˈfriv(ə)lij/ Noun The privilege of the work-from-home spouse to eat whatever they want from the fridge, as long as it is during the standard acceptable hours of lunch-time. "Of course I ate all the lasagne, I had frivilege"

Yes I was putting on a duvet cover when I wrote this. Yes I thought this would be relatable content. Yes I am aware of the California Roll Method I still have to watch that same video every single time.

Not sure why anyone needs a YouTube Recap when every person’s most watched video is always “How to Put on a Duvet Cover in Seconds (EASY LIFE HACK!)!!”

Me: I'm hungry My brain: Eat candy Me: I have no candy My brain: $20 can buy many candy Me: Explain how My brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services [On the phone to my boss]: Something's come up and I have to step out for a while... frinkiac.com/video/S05E08...

I ran out of the granola bars??!! I had a brand new box of 48 bars and I have given them all away. We must’ve had like 150 kids so far. Shutting it down because I am out of stuff to hand out!!

First year ever we’ve run out of candy. Had to break into my personal stash of caramel dipped granola bars and nature-valley fig bars. When one of the mums saw I was giving out fig bars she came up and grabbed more out of my bowl. Trick or treat or snacks for mum, I guess!

W H A T

“Cornbread-based taco pie” is my favourite thing I’ve read today

It did not start getting light out until almost 8am. The time right before Daylight Savings ends makes me feel like a weird little night-gremlin for being awake before 7.

YTV celebrating 35 (!!) years with some pretty rad merch… why no “Radio Active” hoodie tho mobilesyrup.com/2023/10/26/r...

I could become a high-powered career woman but I have so little interest in structured pants

Real life really is like Sims. I try to cook mac and cheese, and cry, and burn myself. I go for a swim and all of a sudden, the ladder disappears. In December, Santa drops down my chimney and I spend 12 straight hours talking to him until he agrees to marry me.

Idea for a sitcom where every time something adorable or quirky happens the audience goes “OooohOOOhhhhh”

1. Oranges 2. Peaches 3. Pomegranate 4. Cantaloupe

Dyeing my eyebrows when I dye my hair makes me feel like a Bold Adventurer Who Does Not Care About Consequences (ie the exact opposite of my actual personality)

My day started by waking up after only four hours of sleep, and getting up to work anyway, only to realize that it was a company-wide day off for mental health. So far I’ve had a two hour nap, read a novel, and now I’m crocheting while watching Antique’s Road Show. Peak day off, really.

Woke up at 5.30, fell back asleep just before my alarm went off at 7.30, truly the most annoying way to start a Monday.

Genuine lol tbh

As Tumblr continues to make itself worse to use and less fun to be on, the number of social-sites I use continues to grow smaller... just went through my following list and tried to find as many people on here as I could. Open for suggestions on fun artists/comics/comedians to follow!

I want to try to be more active around here but the first thing in a while I’ve thought to post is a complaint about how fast September went and I see that’s already a popular genre

I feel like in my time off twitter I’ve forgotten how to be funny in micro format. I’ve reverted to original microblog style. “I am eating a sandwich” “Boy the lineup at the post office is long today” “Anyone else worried about the worsening hellscape of climate change” “Dogs r cute amirite”

Been trying mastodon for a bit as well but the interface here is much nicer so I’m leaning towards switching. Of course I haven’t posted anything good on either space so this is really all just theoretical. Anyway they remade Super Mario RPG so I’m having a pretty good day.

I keep trying to come up with a joke about using a beach towel as a bath towel. But I guess that’s not really a joke, just a thing I did instead of doing laundry.

I have no idea why this is popping off right now since I just got here but libraries are great??? Like they’re really good, they have loads of stuff, and you should go visit your local one.

I’m looking for jokes, where are all the jokes on here

Had twitter since 2006, left when Elon donked it all up. Let’s see what this is all about.