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Post a book you didn’t like that everyone loved: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel 📙

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Seems like a terrible idea unless you love the idea of a zombie cat pet and also completely missed the point of Pet Sematary www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Rachel
I've written "September" on the date of two emails this morning, where is my head at (in September)
Rachel
Literally no words for this headphones ad I just got in my email. "Celebrate Women's History Month with the purchase of Headphones for her!"
An ad for Shokz headphones. A closeup on a woman's ear. You can tell it's a woman because of her small ear and lots of blonde hair in a ponytail. The woman is wearing several earrings and a pair of Shokz headphones.
Rachel
I’m in a work-required course right now and the speaker keeps saying “there’s a roommate living rent free in my brain right now”, like some gen Z in her life taught her the rent free in my brain phrase and now she won’t stop using it vaguely incorrectly and super corporately and it’s so awkward
Rachel
Thinking about the Cooking By the Book Remix instead of working www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tV...

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cooking by the book remix ft lil jon

remix of a lazy town song mixed with lil jon ...remixed by mastgrr

Rachel
I’m too tired to scroll, someone give me a wrap-up rap video of everything that happened on the internet today
Rachel
Another birthday past, another year I did not receive the $8200 USD hot dog sofa (the 3 vegetables cushions are sold separately) www.seletti.it/us/hot-dog-s...
Rachel
Working on a queen size blanket, making progress #crochet (Hashtags still don’t do anything here do they)
A progress photo of a crochet blanket
Rachel
Dateline is God’s gift to television
Screen capture from NBC’s Dateline that is quoting court documents. The text reads “This was manifest in the mortal world to James and Elena through the scientific phenomenon known as "loin fire.””
Rachel
I have a two hour meeting this morning which immediately means I've lost all interest in being productive for the foreseeable future.
Rachel
I FOUND MY BEST PEN POUCH. it was on my desk in plain sight, of course. At last I was able to do what I wanted which is put all my best pens together in my new pen cup. What a day, what a win.
RachelJan 10, 2024
Spent like 20 mins this morning looking for a pouch of my favourite pens, which I could not find, because past me decided I should put them somewhere I would not forget. Great job, past-me! Also great job present-me, who does not need pens for her digital job. All the me's are doing great right now.
Rachel
Well now I want these

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Having an inexplicable craving for Teddy Grahams
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This is a joke although I did buy a thermal printer for fun. I have no idea what to print!
RachelJan 18, 2024
Bought myself a thermal printer as a toy, now just gotta write a program to automatically print off my Bluesky feed. Really working on reducing screen time in 2024.
Rachel
Bought myself a thermal printer as a toy, now just gotta write a program to automatically print off my Bluesky feed. Really working on reducing screen time in 2024.
Rachel
Stepped in a grate on the street and pulled off the heel of your shoe

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The ONE downside to working from home is that on what SHOULD be a snow day I still have to work. I'm not actually complaining I love wfh but I do wish I could just get cozy on the couch with like, a mug of tea and work on crochet when there's 7 inches of snow outside. Or when it's clear and sunny.
Rachel
The box: do not eat raw cake batter Me, my hands and mouth absolutely covered in chocolate: I’m sure that’s really more a suggestion
Rachel
Spent like 20 mins this morning looking for a pouch of my favourite pens, which I could not find, because past me decided I should put them somewhere I would not forget. Great job, past-me! Also great job present-me, who does not need pens for her digital job. All the me's are doing great right now.
Rachel
Girl with a pearl herring is this anything
Rachel
I Didn’t Get Enough Sleep: A Memoir of Fatigue
Rachel
Making French Onion Soup which always makes me think of this “novel” from King of the Hill.
Rachel
Also just found this on my phone
Rachel
Today all I wanted to do was lay around in my pyjamas and not work, which is what I did yesterday and also the day before. I’ve had a taste of the good life and I don’t want to go back.
Rachel
I realized I had one in the dryer so never folding your laundry comes in clutch once again
RachelDec 30, 2023
I forgot to grab one of my hair buffs for my run before heading downstairs so now instead of running I’m hanging out in the kitchen waiting to see if my Amazon package with new Buffs arrives so I don’t have to go back upstairs truly I am so committed to fitness.
Rachel
I forgot to grab one of my hair buffs for my run before heading downstairs so now instead of running I’m hanging out in the kitchen waiting to see if my Amazon package with new Buffs arrives so I don’t have to go back upstairs truly I am so committed to fitness.
Rachel
Post a meme made by you

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Spent most of the last month curled over a heating pad with back pain so I’m finding it hard to be funny on the internet. But Shoppers Drug Mart emailed me today with my “Points Story 2023” which I guess is like Spotify wrapped but for a drug store. So that’s absolutely hysterical.
Rachel
My Apple Replay is exactly what I expected and is always skewed because I keep playing that one Matchbox Twenty album that I loved when I was 15
A snapshot of my top artists from Apple Replay: 1: The New Pornographers 2: The National 3: Beck 4: Matchbox Twenty
Rachel
Working on my advice book, “Forgetting Why You Came Here: A Guide to Standing Awkwardly In Front of the Fridge”
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Rude, I just wanted to do some cross-border shopping

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Thinking about the time I grabbed the wrong frozen breaded thing from the freezer and accidentally served fish Parmesan
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No idea why LinkedIn thinks I'm a Headmaster, or why this email is actually full of ads for personal trainers
Rachel
Since no one follows me on here I feel free to reveal my deepest secrets like I would rather be on vacation right now, and I prefer when it is sunny out
Rachel
Being in your late 30s is covering your entire body is Salonpas patches as soon as you wake up in the morning.
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We have officially hit Itchy Skin Weather
Rachel
On Wednesdays we wear Pinky and the Brain shirts is this anything
Rachel
Maybe they will kill Tumblr Live and I can go back to enjoying browsing on Tumblr sometimes

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I feel like Mad Men would be this, although it’s more about how it’s hard to be one specific type of very fucked up man. Also maybe “I Know This Much Is True”, by Wally Lamb, although it’s been years and years since I read it.

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Happy super Mario RPG day to all who celebrate
A screenshot from the remastered super Mario RPG game on Nintendo Switch
Rachel
Listening to Alanis Morisette’s “the storm before the calm” album for the first time and it is STRESSING ME OUT for some reason, this ambient music is definitely not my vibe
Rachel
The post I quoted was deleted but it was about William Joel, noted pianist. Also some of you never learned Sting's real name and it shows.
RachelNov 17, 2023
Verily, that sounds preferable to a song by Gordon Sumner
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Verily, that sounds preferable to a song by Gordon Sumner

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Frog-nificence Made using this pattern, although hers are much more pro than mine: paintitcolorful.blogspot.com/2021/01/amig...
A crochet frog I made
RachelNov 16, 2023
A crochet frog I’m making
Frog-ress pic
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Frog-ress pic
A crochet frog I’m making
Rachel
Oh baby baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here? Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go You’re way too young to skydive

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Figured, tbh. Since I’ve been back on tumblr it’s been a series of changes clearly designed to drive revenue, making the overall experience worse. Shame it’s not working but I’m also not sure they made the best choices (no one wants tumblr live).

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This is an extremely baseball-fan specific post but - to the tune of Ke$ha's TiK ToK - 🎵 Reaching for Voltaren like Hazel Mae 🎵
RachelNov 7, 2023
So much back pain this morning that I have to actually stand at my standing desk, sleeping with flu-and-Covid-shot arms really messed me up
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So much back pain this morning that I have to actually stand at my standing desk, sleeping with flu-and-Covid-shot arms really messed me up
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