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Watching a 50 min deep dive on the movie Brave and why it sucked which is ridiculous because I already know exactly why it sucked and have made friends listen to me talk about this explicitly since I first saw it. It's nice to watch videos that reinforce your own opinions.
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Me too, bestie
Danielle from Married at First Sight US is given breakfast in bed. The screen capture is captioned with her reaction, “I’m so happy to see food”

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The older I get the more I like birds. Is this my most millennial trait?

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“Have i yearned? Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving... but I haven't yearned.”

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Me, singing: 🎶 you are so beautiful to me, can’t you see? You’re everything I hoped for… you’re everything I need! My set of four Le Creuset Mini Round Cocotte:

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Anyone else playing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Complete? I made myself a little business card site for my Camper Card: acpcpeachie.carrd.co

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I’m blocking so many accounts on here now! Feels like a fully fledge social network

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When’s the part of Bluesky evolution where we all just start sharing our Wordle scores every day

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It’s fucking lait de poule season and I will be having lait de poule in my coffee every goddamn day until they sell out of lait de poule.
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New profile photo
Screen grab of the back of a head of red hair, from “Love Island Australia. The closed captions at the bottom read “*hot girl mumbling”.


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I just lifted my standing desk for the first time since I hurt my ankle, and I’m not _not_ disgusted by the state of my own desk

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Good morning to my shelf of completed animal crossing Lego sets
A photo collage of four completed animal crossing Lego sets - Dodo Airlines, Julian’s Birthday, Isabelle & Fauna’s house, Marshal on Kapp’n’s Boat tour

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My husband surprised me with animal crossing Lego and I really did need this today
A photo of the animal crossing Lego set instructions featuring Isabelle, and a pile of Lego
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Mood
A screenshot from Animal Crossing Pocket Camp. Someone has changed their username to indicate one long scream - “AHHHHHHHHH”

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lol I’m sorry you want fifty real dollars for a case for a phone that came out in [checks notes] 2010?
Screenshot from Poshmark showing a listing for an iphone case. The description reads “NIB Tory Burch hard shell iPhone 4 case”. The asking price is $50 CAD.


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Did not expect to wake up and post about jam but here we are. I agree with this so hard, this is the only jam I buy.

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Why is the only way I can tell Apple Music I hate a song is to tell it to “suggest less”. How about suggest never? I need a block button for playlist tracks.

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I stretched wrong putting my dinner in the oven and now my neck hurts. This is like sleeping wrong except I’m awake for the indignity.

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Why am I never in a trio of flamboyantly dressed llamas

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“Hullo” is apparently from 1803 and I have no idea what to do with any of this information

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Working on a draft of my new advice book, “How to Win Friends and then Never See Them Because all You Want to do is Sit at Home and Watch Re-Runs of Seinfeld”.

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New profile pic
A still from Seinfeld of a window advertisement reading “Hot Soup”

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Finding an emptied tampon applicator on the street behind the liquor store is like finding a clue in an Agatha Christie novel.

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This was a banger and you’ll never convince me otherwise

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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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I had yet to find a niche for my Bluesky profile and I think I might go with “dunking on the Sherwin-Williams paint company marketing team”.

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Wow

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Show me a game that came out when you were 12 Only the greatest game of all time
Final fantasy VII original PlayStation cover

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Yay I'm an elder millennial AND an elder Bluesky user! 🦋
Bluesky certificate showing I am user number 127,272

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Sometimes I think about the time I saw a girl pick up a random beer can from the side of the road and drink it. Her boyfriend did not seem grossed out enough.

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Today while getting a manicure I learned there’s a show that’s just song after song from old episodes of the Voice, from a thousand different countries. Just song after song where all four judges turn around, with apparently no commercial breaks.

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Omg this made my brain hurt. I loved these and I forgot all about them!

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Weird.

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In a bad mood because apparently I have to get a root canal redone and it just feels really unfair that you can let someone drill into your teeth, and when this doesn’t fix your pain you have to let someone drill into your teeth again.

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I'm looking at a new hair dryer and under features it says "asbestos free" and honestly it never occurred to me that a hair dryer in 2024 might have asbestos? And now I'm suspicious that it's actually chock full of asbestos because that is precisely what an asbestos-laden hair dryer WOULD claim.
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Yeah, but I don’t think it’s that different from when things were physically signed and then stored in one physical location. If the old timey bank that had the old timey mortgage documents in it burned down, no one had mortgage debt any more.

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I woke up thinking it was Friday.
Hank Hill, from the animated TV show King of the Hill, saying “surprise, then disappointment”.

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Been chilling with my yarn again lately; this time working on a sort-of-commission, friend wanted a twin-size blanket for her seven-year-old. Working with 100% cotton and it’s so lovely #crochet #crochetallday
Work in progress shot of a crochet blanket

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From now on please refer to me by my formal name

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Weird complaint to come back on but I’m really annoyed by bagged coleslaw lately. There’s like, big hunks of not-grated cabbage every single time I buy it. I’m paying a premium for laziness, the least you could do is grate all my cabbage.


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Her: What are you thinking about Him: How None Pizza With Left Beef guy created Young Sheldon

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Made the actual Marge Simpson grumble as I broke the tab off an “easy open” can.


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@canlii.bsky.social hey just wanted to let you know the Compare tool has been giving me 500 errors all day

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For 3 days I've been listening to the same 2010s Indie Music Playlist and having just a really great time. I think I'm becoming one of those old people who only listens to whatever they liked when they were 25 and only wears the same jeans they did when they were 25 and only cuts their hair the same
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Who could have foreseen???!

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